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Camo Hippo Now in Business

With her Camouflage nearly complete (she lacks a monacle), Camo Hippo started a business. Moving swiftly, she saw no need to consult with an expensive team of MBA-trained consultants. With so many creatures in danger from poachers, sea level rising, habitat destruction, and forest clear cutting, she has no doubt that there is a rising demand for the services of a Professional Camouflageur.

Camouflage Hippo Seeks a Monacle
Camouflage Hippo Seeks a Monacle

 

Camo Hippo Catalog Samples

Inspired by Photoshop Filters and her clients’ preferences, Camo Hippo will use an innovative combination of tattoos, paint, glue, and unique textiles to create what will work best for her clients. She is assembling a team with technical and artistic skills who are excited about working to protect real and whimsical creatures. She expects to be in production by the end of August 2018.

Camo Hippo Spatter
Camo Hippo Spatter
Camo Hippo Speckles
Camo Hippo Speckles

 

Camo Hippo Invert
Camo Hippo Invert
Camo Hippo Ink Outlines
Camo Hippo Ink Outlines
Camo Hippo Jungle
Camo Hippo Jungle
Camo Hippo Big City
Camo Hippo Big City
Hippo Camo Desert
Hippo Camo Desert

 

 

New Hippo Camouflage Hiding Behind Art

New Hippo Camouflage: Hiding behind Creatures with Antlers

Spokescat Max
Spokescat Max: The hippos are coming.

For about six weeks, I was obsessed with anti-climate change convocations headed by Creatures with Antlers who were gathering inside the Hidden Bamboo Forest of Saint Paul. I painted more than two dozen canvases and paint-on-paper pieces that were birds’ eye views of these meetings. It was time to stop.

With more of these images than I could possibly display (let alone sell), Max-the-Cat, my Model, Muse and Snacks Manager, said “The hippos are coming and they need a place to hide.” Never argue with your Spokescat.

Creatures with antlers birds' eye view repurpose: hippo camouflage
Creatures with antlers birds’ eye view repurpose: hippo camouflage

 

Create Hippo Camouflage: Cut Strips, Squares and Rectangles

With more than enough painted papers, it was almost easy to start. But not quite. I love all of these sheets of whimsical shapes and the intense colors from Golden High Flow Acrylic paint. Finally realizing that I could paint more sheets if I wanted, it still took a while to get up the nerve to begin to cut.

Toolkit: TerraSkin, a tree-free paper that doesn’t stretch that I buy from the always-helpful staff at Saint Paul’s Wet Paint, a paper cutter, good scissors (Fiskars), and a Uhu archival glue stick. Gotta have it: good light and a comfortable chair.

 

Hippo Camouflage 1
Hippo Camouflage 1
Hippo Camouflage 2
Hippo Camouflage 2

 

 

 

Hippo Camouflage 3: Got Legs
Hippo Camouflage 3: Got Legs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hippo Camouflage: what could it be?

Think of a Hawaiian shirt on colored steroids, melted crayons (before your Mom noticed that you had done this on the floor), adventures in microscope viewing, or for people of a certain age, a very pleasant acid trip,

Hippo Camouflage 4
Hippo Camouflage 4

Hippo Camouflage: it’s working!

Hippo Camouflage 5
Hippo Camouflage 5
Hippo Camouflage 6: All covered up
Hippo Camouflage 6: All covered up

What next for hippo camouflage?

This hippo, who has not yet shared his name with me, is taking the rest of the week off while being coated with Golden Glass Bead Gel and Golden Self-Leveling Clear Gel. He sent a message to two of his friends, noting that hippo camouflage is pretty cool. They will get to Saint Paul next week. They hope to arrive in time for Art in the Hollow, an amazing day of art and music and fun and food in the magical Swede Hollow. June 2. Be there. Rain or shine.